Traditional Sports Gifts

Cool bulls.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

"Does this loincloth make me look skinny?"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'Toros'

Bull Fighting.

Yuletide tossing the caber.

'My gosh, man, you can't go out there and fight bulls with such shoddy equipment!'

The Toreador

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

A man rides a bull.

Caber

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Living life dangerously 2010.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'