Sporting Surprise Gifts

Bowled out.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Punt Cake

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Luggage Mom

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Surprise Party

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

Bird finds a grenade in the its nest.

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Snowman in the Freezer.

Awkward Moments