Sporting Surprise Prints

Bowled out.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Punt Cake

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Sweet surprise.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Luggage Mom

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Surprise Party

'You've got me a puppy for Christmas, haven't you?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'The insect repellant was a flop, however it's now a killer ance drug!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

Awkward Moments

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

Snowman in the Freezer.