Spooky Story Shrink Gifts

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Love at First Sight

Out To Lurch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Tim Burton

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"For drinks or dinner?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down