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'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Barbeque Casualty.

Too much cilantro

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

Instant art

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Recipes.

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'