Spontaneous Chef Mugs

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

Barbeque Casualty.

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"Well-done, alright?"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

Instant art

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Recipes.

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.