Occasional Chef T-Shirts

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Sausages.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

Too much cilantro

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Who like 'em well done?"