Occasional Chef T-Shirts

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Sausages.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Too much cilantro

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Your meal sounded nice."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Who like 'em well done?"

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"