Spokespersons Gifts

Changing Minds

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'How fast can you hype?'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Campaign for Plain English

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Inclusive speech

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'