Spokespersons Pillows

Changing Minds

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'How fast can you hype?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Campaign for Plain English

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"National security adviser"

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Inclusive speech

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Dialogue

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'