Political Campaign Spokesperson Pillows

Career Counseling. Have you ever considered becoming a political campaign spokesperson? The boy who cried wolf enters the job market.

"Good boy."

'How fast can you hype?'

"National security adviser"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Changing Minds

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Palin 2012

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

Jerry Brown.

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Think tanks.

'We're out of duct tape.'

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

"With great power comes great reward."

A boy and his spin patrol.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

Trump promises versus reality.

News and Magazines. Campaign Fundraising Heats Up. It says this election cycle is expected to break all records in the amount of money spent on free speech.

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

Approved Debate Questions