Spokesperson Gifts

"Mistakes were made."

"Yes, Harold, I do speak for all women."

'We have good news and bad news. The good news is we've developed a credible spin for the bad news...'

"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'

'Which speech should I give them,,, Bullshit 1,,, Bullshit 2,,, or Bullshit 3'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Are you sure all these apprenticeships are NEW minister...even the 'training in ye burnishing of his lords armour' and the 'devising of strange devices to see the heavens'.

Kellyanne Conway

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'Let me assure you we are doing everything we can to keep prices down and put customers first.'

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Palin's spokesperson explains about that pesky map.

"It's serious, congressman. You have foot-in-mouth disease."

"Must be another white house spokesman..."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Wordplay: Spokesperson.

"The government is confident it has its numbers right. . . we're just not sure what order to put them in."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

And this is the government spokesperson who'll be patronising you ironically about your weight."

An official making a speech at a press conference.

'He does all his talking through me, because it's easier to shift blame.'

'Need I say more?'

"I haven't changed my views. I just hadn't anticipated that Dan Quayle would become my spokesman."

Kellyanne Conway

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"The senator really has these press conferences down pat...by the time he's finished answering, the reporter has forgotten the question!"

"And now, a word from our official spooksperson."

'We're out of duct tape.'

'A highly-placed government spokesman today became a lowly-placed government spokesman.'