Spock Wannabe Gifts

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Runaway Horse

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Save Our Universe

Rocking Witches.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Pyramid catflap...

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Cow duel.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Inaction Figure

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dino Fest

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Guitar Hero.

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team