Spock Wannabe T-Shirts

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Runaway Horse

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Rocking Witches.

Save Our Universe

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Pyramid catflap...

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Cow duel.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Dino Fest

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat