Spaceman Wannabe Gifts

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Inaction Figure

Pirate

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

First Contact

Space rocket hits a star...

China Launches Lunar Rover

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Hello job security."