Comedy Spaceman Gifts

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Stand up comedians from outer space.