Spaceman Wannabe Pillows

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Save Our Universe

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Pirate

Inaction Figure

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

First Contact

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

'Are we there yet?'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Space rocket hits a star...

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

China Launches Lunar Rover

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"Hello job security."