Spaceman Pillows

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"A textbook landing..."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'