Spaceman Mugs

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"A textbook landing..."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'Grandpa's been working out!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"