Spiritual With A Twist Gifts

I always suspected you had a dirty mind.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Ruddy bloggers!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

United Church of OMG

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Out for lunch... GOD

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'How come I never see you in church?'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I've found a good book...'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"