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"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

United Church of OMG

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Champagne at the hunt

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

Out for lunch... GOD

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'How come I never see you in church?'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

'I've found a good book...'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'