Spirited Drivers Gifts

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Say speed

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Sticking out tongue

'I told you to sip it!'

'Retirement community or bust' old lady in car with cat

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Alcoholidays.

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Driving home for Christmas.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

"And that's where we fired Jeff."

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

I brake for elves.

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"Well, I'm off to go do something that will get me on TV. . ."

Driver Showdown

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

Let Go and Let God

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic