Aspiring Getaway Drivers Gifts

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'The penguin is upset...'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Remote control car breakdown.

The Getaway

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

Hope

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

'I took a short cut.'

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Be a sport and come back tomorrow-I only got here this morning!'

Ace Driving School - Crash Courses Available.

"On the phone you mentioned that you were interested in one of our 'quickie-escape' packages."

"You know... these speed camera shots are the only photos we have of that car."

"If it hadn't been for Roxanne I'd be dead or in jail by now. You should see her getaway car."

"Wait—before we go any further, I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the wheelman."

Insensitive Driving School

I'd prefer to do my test on foot.

"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

"Dad, I need a car! I have places to go and no way to get there!"

"Where can I go for this much?"

'What? -- you were picked up for reckless driving by the Coast Guard?'

"....not once have I had a oil leak."

'You seem to meet all the qualifications, but I'll still need to see you parallel park.'

How's my tailgating? 1-800-555-2200.

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."