Drivers Who Love Their Cars Gifts

The Not Super-Smart but Really Supportive Car

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Route 666

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Penguin Remote

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'