Drivers Who Love Their Cars Pillows

The Not Super-Smart but Really Supportive Car

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Penguin Remote

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'