Spin-off Specialist Gifts

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Soup of the month.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Quiet Please: Merger In Progress

'My final offer.'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Before The Merger.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

'Consolidation is tearing us apart.'

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

'That's the trouble with these Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

"Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."

Rafael Nadal

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'The negotiation is in total deadlock. It's time for the medieval option.'

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'