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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Soup of the month.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

A boy and his spin patrol.

'My final offer.'

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Before The Merger.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

'Consolidation is tearing us apart.'

'It appears that Megalamp Industries, a conglomerate, wants to take over our family.'

"Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."

'That's the trouble with these Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'The negotiation is in total deadlock. It's time for the medieval option.'

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.