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'You call that a web?'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Santa CGI Effect

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Spider Web Stocking

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Are we there yet?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Hamlet today"

'Just look'in'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

A spider meal prepping

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'You've been drinking again.'