Spider Studies Buff Mugs

'You call that a web?'

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

Idle parts

Santa CGI Effect

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

Spider Web Stocking

Spider's Web Trampoline

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'Just look'in'

"Hamlet today"

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

A spider meal prepping

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'You've been drinking again.'