Spending Shielder Pillows

'Transfer every penny from my joint account to a safe deposit box until Thursday when the sales finish!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Pig's Human Bank

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

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"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

Cutting corners can cost money.

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Don't take my money.