Savings Defender Pillows

Bernie Madoff With My Savings

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Piggy Bank ATM

A child busking

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

Safe under mattress.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Energy saving

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

Pig Bank Hammer

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"It's important to be authentic"

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."