Spending Habits Gifts

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Guess who they want to use as an example of how consumer confidence is on the rebound."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I spend so much on luxuries, I can't afford the necessities.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'I've spent £150,000 on self improvement. What do you think?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Percentage Lifetime Income.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'