Spending Money Gifts

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'She's gone shopping, my money was burning a hole in her pocket'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

You're always trying to get more interest from your money? I'm always interested in it.

'Being of sound mind...I spent all my money on booze and broads.'

"This is a big day! With this paycheck, I've earned more than $2,000! Of course, I've wildly blown about $1,900 of it on junk."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Run in the Family

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Percentage Lifetime Income.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'I just thought of something that will drive tax-payers crazy.'