Consumer Habits Gifts

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Sign Reform

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."