Consumer Choices Gifts

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Gullib-Os

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

CATCHY NAME

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

The economy doctor

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'