Consumer Habits Mugs

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."