Spelunking Gifts

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

A Cave Painting

"The good news is: there is a light at the end of the tunnel!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Needs salt!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

New York Netherworld

Black hole setting

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Artist on the Beach

'Nice graphics.'

"Set already!"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Oh, darling, what a romantic sunset!'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Sunset Attraction

Working Holiday.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'To much orange.'

"I can still see the sun, shorty!"

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Theater and the Sun

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.