Internet Spelunker Gifts

"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

'Needs salt!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

New York Netherworld

Travelogue

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.