Spice Spelunker Gifts

'Needs salt!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

New York Netherworld

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Habanero ..."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Gesundheit!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

He's allergic to pepper...

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Funky Chef 1

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

Seasoning Greetings!