Spice Spelunker Gifts

'Needs salt!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

New York Netherworld

"Habanero ..."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Gesundheit!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

He's allergic to pepper...

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

Funky Chef 1

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."