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"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Needs salt!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Travelogue

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

New York Netherworld

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."