Spelunking T-Shirts

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Cave explorer discovers writing on the cave wall that says 'explore and discover'.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

A Cave Painting

"The good news is: there is a light at the end of the tunnel!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Needs salt!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Black hole setting

New York Netherworld

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Artist on the Beach

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'Nice graphics.'

"Set already!"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'Oh, darling, what a romantic sunset!'

Tunnel of Workaholics

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Sunset Attraction

Working Holiday.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'To much orange.'

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

"I can still see the sun, shorty!"

Theater and the Sun

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.