Spelunking Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

The Airport.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

The London Olympic bid

Lost

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Rainbow/Horizon

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

On board the MS Hepatology

All Roads Lead To Rome

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

The Rogets on Vacation

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"Gesundheit!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'