Spelunking Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The Airport.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Lost

The London Olympic bid

On board the MS Hepatology

All Roads Lead To Rome

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Gesundheit!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Rogets on Vacation

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.