Spelunking Adventurer Gifts

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Where the wild things were."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I am not asking for directions."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Gesundheit!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Scary Face at Window

Best Pals

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Other Fiction

Chattanooga choo choo

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Well, we made it.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."