Spelunking Adventurer Gifts

"A stalagmite, sure, but how'd you impale yourself on a stalactite?!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Where the wild things were."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I am not asking for directions."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Gesundheit!"

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Best Pals

Scary Face at Window

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Chattanooga choo choo

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Well, we made it.'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'