Spelling Snob Gifts

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Department of Education - No smoaking.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

The book is so much better than the film..

Quality Contorl.

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic