Spelling Struggler Gifts

'Can you believe I got a 'C' in English? And I was doing to good!'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Department of Education - No smoaking.

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

spellchecker

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Wordplay: Carelessness.

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Independant Spelling Consultant.

Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)

'It's your S.O.S. note returned with spelling corrections on it.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

'But Dr johnson ov wat yuse wil thsi dicshunary ov yors be?'

'Therapist is one word George!'