Spelling Snob Pillows

"First, your tattoo is misspelled and second, everyone hates Comic Sans."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Kardiff.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I think contests are good, but instead of a "find the typos" contest, you should get someone to read your text."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Department of Education - No smoaking.

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

The book is so much better than the film..

Quality Contorl.

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic