Spelling Sensationalist Gifts

'Anuel Speleen Be'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."

Quality Contorl.

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

John was always the first to notice typos.

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Phonetic Man

Maid revealing that the judge uses a dictionary when writing

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'Mister, the only thing wrong with these computers is the spell check's broken.'

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

Wordplay: Carelessness.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

Common Dodo!

"This would be a lot easier if they didn't make us include the vowels."

"You'll have to start again - you've missed out an 'I'."

''Whom has mis-spelt millennium.' He said, for he had been to night school.'