Media Sensationalist Gifts

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Actually, we will replace you."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The following story is based on actual events.

The No-Spin Zone: Fox news( hurricane ).

No Unknown Unknowns

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Paparazzi!"

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

Reality TV

Lose the Iraq War.

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'