Media Satire Gifts

Items From the Jay Leno Fan Club

Media Attention for Aliens

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Dolestart - A New Initiative

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Beg for peace!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

Militant Pacifists

Trump returns home

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"