Speed-reading Fan Gifts

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"What old school? This is my life."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Formula One car origami

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Pig Trotter

Taking to the sky...

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Rapid reading center.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Angry pensioner

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

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