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"He's Britains most eligible Spatula."

Cariactures

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Toenail clipping missile.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Ever killed a man?"

A consumer guide to cheese.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Gesundheit!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Euphemistic.

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Seagulls landing

"Since I proved in my last lecture that none of us really exist...I'm going to change this to a cooking class!"

'Why don't you look at ME that way?'

Kangaroo to other: 'I dropped three pounds once I got rid of all the lint buildup.'

On that fateful visit to the supermarket, it was Tongue's misstep that would lead to a fall, a lawsuit, and an eventual catch-phrase.

"Ummm...nice milkers!"